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Post by kaybli on Dec 16, 2018 13:07:08 GMT -5
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Post by kaybli on Dec 16, 2018 13:08:13 GMT -5
rabel, do you happen to know any Nigerian princes who need help transferring millions of dollars to the US?
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Post by domeplease on Dec 16, 2018 13:35:08 GMT -5
DAMN IT!!!
I get so much of this CRAP in my Email Accounts...it drives me crazy. Is there No where to hide from this CRAP???!!!
FMD. |
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Post by inger on Dec 16, 2018 13:38:46 GMT -5
rabel, do you happen to know any Nigerian princes who need help transferring millions of dollars to the US? More importantly, are you a fan of the New York Yankees? Rabel, I’m in sales too. I’ve doing sales a long time, and I’ll tell you something. Shotgunning forum posts like this produces just about the same number of sales as farting in a jug produces. But, if you’re a Yankee fan you can gain something much more valuable than a single sale by joining our group to discuss the greatest team in sports. In the mean time, I have a couple of jugs here at the house that haven’t been farted in yet. I also could easily spend some time posting about my business on various forums. I feel better farting in jugs than I do posting, so you know what I’ll be doing. Meanwhile, where did I put that box of corks?... |
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Post by inger on Dec 16, 2018 13:49:00 GMT -5
DAMN IT!!!
I get so much of this CRAP in my Email Accounts...it drives me crazy. Is there No where to hide from this CRAP???!!!
FMD. Lately I’ve been getting a lot of those pop-up adds telling me that my computer is infected and I MUST CALL IMMEDIATELY to get my computer unlocked because “Right now these spywares are gaining accessible to your private credit card and bank accounts”. Poor Ruthie was on Facebook the other day and two of them came on at once, one declaring that she had been on a pornographic site. She was concerned that I’d believe the spam over her. She’s still rather innocent about the scammery that happens on line...When I started dating her she had a laptop her daughter had given her. The only thing she knew how to do on it was play Solitaire... So of course I called them right away and gave them all of my personal information. I figured, I have nothing but I owe plenty. Let THEM pay for it. (: Yeah. Right. Or you could just restart your “permanently locked” computer. I have great virus protection... |
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Post by inger on Dec 16, 2018 13:52:34 GMT -5
We’re legit! Maybe we should start a “Put your Spam Here” thread and keep it pinned at the top of the board so we can enjoy more of this. Did you know if you fart in a jug at JUST the right angle you can make a whistling noise? |
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Post by inger on Dec 16, 2018 13:58:08 GMT -5
Hi folks! Did you know that if you’ve been declared legally dead it doesn’t have to mean the end of your life’s dreams? Some of my deadest friends have attained mortgages and recently voted up to thirty three times in the latest election in Florida. If you'd like to know more click here for my secret to eternal life without obligation to any deity. < spam link deleted by assorted deities >
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Post by inger on Dec 16, 2018 14:14:29 GMT -5
Friends, are you plagued with ED? If so, please tell me how you got it. You see, I’ve been plagued with PHO my entire life. You have no idea how torturous is is to be permanently erect...For more information, log on to < spam link deleted by the jealous >
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Post by chiyankee on Dec 16, 2018 14:54:02 GMT -5
Do you guys want my mother's maiden name?
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Post by rizzuto on Dec 16, 2018 14:58:29 GMT -5
Guys, it’s the holiday season. Don’t be so jaded, I’m sure he was only here to help the Yankees and their fans...  |
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Post by rizzuto on Dec 16, 2018 14:59:48 GMT -5
Friends, are you plagued with ED? If so, please tell me how you got it. You see, I’ve been plagued with PHO my entire life. You have no idea how torturous is is to be permanently erect...For more information, log on to < spam link deleted by the jealous > Take four prostitutes and call me in the morning. |
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Post by rizzuto on Dec 16, 2018 15:02:24 GMT -5
DAMN IT!!!
I get so much of this CRAP in my Email Accounts...it drives me crazy. Is there No where to hide from this CRAP???!!!
FMD. Lately I’ve been getting a lot of those pop-up adds telling me that my computer is infected and I MUST CALL IMMEDIATELY to get my computer unlocked because “Right now these spywares are gaining accessible to your private credit card and bank accounts”. Poor Ruthie was on Facebook the other day and two of them came on at once, one declaring that she had been on a pornographic site. She was concerned that I’d believe the spam over her. She’s still rather innocent about the scammery that happens on line...When I started dating her she had a laptop her daughter had given her. The only thing she knew how to do on it was play Solitaire... So of course I called them right away and gave them all of my personal information. I figured, I have nothing but I owe plenty. Let THEM pay for it. (: Yeah. Right. Or you could just restart your “permanently locked” computer. I have great virus protection... Oh, good, she got my Christmas pics... [img class="smile" alt="  " src="//storage.proboards.com/6828121/images/UhLYtfPmGggOgPkFrmgW.gif"] |
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Post by kaybli on Dec 16, 2018 18:01:14 GMT -5
[img src="//storage.proboards.com/6828121/images/udcwFqPimnXDtjoTmoVL.gif" class="smile" alt="  "], I knew we'd have more fun letting the SPAM stay rather than just deleting it. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2018 19:36:42 GMT -5
I'm curious why our little group was targeted. I wonder if collectively we seem to be a likely group of bankrupts due to our OCD and preoccupation with the Yankees.
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Post by kaybli on Dec 17, 2018 0:12:02 GMT -5
Friends, are you plagued with ED? If so, please tell me how you got it. You see, I’ve been plagued with PHO my entire life. You have no idea how torturous is is to be permanently erect...For more information, log on to < spam link deleted by the jealous >  |
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"], I knew we'd have more fun letting the SPAM stay rather than just deleting it. 