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Post by inger on Aug 5, 2023 13:45:32 GMT -5
Man, I really like Ian Hamilton. That hang-dog face never changes no matter the situation. He's going to give his blood, sweat, and tears to get the out. Especially sweat - he's in a class with only Aroldis Chapman and Richard Milhous Nixon. I recently called him the sweatiest white man on the planet. I knew he couldn’t out-sweat Chapman. I used to work with a guy that would sometimes golf with us, although we didn’t like him. Strangest sweat pattern I’ve ever seen. The ass of his pants would be soaked. At least we HOPED it was sweat… |
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Post by inger on Aug 5, 2023 13:48:15 GMT -5
Wth? He was just jogging. You telling me that's the best he can do? How can we continue to play him in the OF?… I know! Our crack staff of statisticians will assure he’s always perfectly positioned… |
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Post by kaybli on Aug 5, 2023 13:48:35 GMT -5
Nice! DP!
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Post by rizzuto on Aug 5, 2023 13:49:03 GMT -5
So much easier to lay off the change up when you don't throw the fastball. Come on Kahnle.
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Post by rizzuto on Aug 5, 2023 13:50:14 GMT -5
Beautiful! Difficult to hold the Astros to one hit in seven innings. Let's keep it going! |
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Post by rizzuto on Aug 5, 2023 13:52:03 GMT -5
The Wrath of Kahnle gets Inger's Spice Man swinging!
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Post by chiyankee on Aug 5, 2023 13:52:14 GMT -5
The didn't show God Bless America which I guess is due to the technical difficulties.
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Post by rizzuto on Aug 5, 2023 13:54:12 GMT -5
The didn't show God Bless America which I guess is due to the technical difficulties. As I've said before, for the 7th Inning Stretch, I'd really prefer Rubberband Man by the Spinners: |
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Post by pippsheadache on Aug 5, 2023 13:54:21 GMT -5
Another pitcher with a quality start against the Yankees. At least this one has a certain pedigree, albeit at 40 years old. Verlander won his 250th game in his last appearance with the Mets. He might be the last pitcher to get there. Grienke has 224, but he's 39 and looks finished. Scherzer might do it; he has 211 and is 38. Kershaw has 207 and is a relatively youthful 35, but he's constantly getting injured. Cole has a shot -- he's only at 140 but he's also only 32. |
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Post by kaybli on Aug 5, 2023 13:57:24 GMT -5
Bauers keeps hitting.
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Post by rizzuto on Aug 5, 2023 13:59:05 GMT -5
We've found Justin Verlander's kryptonite, and his name is Jake Bauers.  |
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Post by pippsheadache on Aug 5, 2023 14:00:17 GMT -5
Man, I really like Ian Hamilton. That hang-dog face never changes no matter the situation. He's going to give his blood, sweat, and tears to get the out. Especially sweat - he's in a class with only Aroldis Chapman and Richard Milhous Nixon. I recently called him the sweatiest white man on the planet. I knew he couldn’t out-sweat Chapman. I used to work with a guy that would sometimes golf with us, although we didn’t like him. Strangest sweat pattern I’ve ever seen. The ass of his pants would be soaked. At least we HOPED it was sweat… When we lived in NYC, we would occasionally go to see Woody Allen perform at The Carlyle with a jazz band. He used to sweat profusely sitting on his chair playing the clarinet. I guess he has some things to sweat about. We stood about 15 feet from James Brown when he played at BB King's in New York. We got sprayed with just about every emanation that comes from a human orifice. Well, the parts that aren't covered. |
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Post by rizzuto on Aug 5, 2023 14:00:43 GMT -5
Judge getting a bit frustrated. He's just a little out of rhythm.
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Post by rizzuto on Aug 5, 2023 14:02:27 GMT -5
I recently called him the sweatiest white man on the planet. I knew he couldn’t out-sweat Chapman. I used to work with a guy that would sometimes golf with us, although we didn’t like him. Strangest sweat pattern I’ve ever seen. The ass of his pants would be soaked. At least we HOPED it was sweat… When we lived in NYC, we would occasionally go to see Woody Allen perform at The Carlyle with a jazz band. He used to sweat profusely sitting on his chair playing the clarinet. I guess he has some things to sweat about. We stood about 15 feet from James Brown when he played at BB King's in New York. We got sprayed with just about every emanation that comes from a human orifice. Well, the parts that aren't covered. When you see James Brown in person, be ready, it's a man's world. |
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Post by pippsheadache on Aug 5, 2023 14:03:46 GMT -5
When we lived in NYC, we would occasionally go to see Woody Allen perform at The Carlyle with a jazz band. He used to sweat profusely sitting on his chair playing the clarinet. I guess he has some things to sweat about. We stood about 15 feet from James Brown when he played at BB King's in New York. We got sprayed with just about every emanation that comes from a human orifice. Well, the parts that aren't covered. When you see James Brown in person, be ready, it's a man's world. But he'd be nothing -- nothing -- nothing -- without a woman. |
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