Time for the second eruption of Mike Ford tonight. You read about the first one here before it happened, and now I’m doubling down on him...
He's been sitting so long due to no DHs in the NL parks. I'd be amazed if he had a good game.
Mike Ford could fall out of bed at 3 AM, and hit a line drive. He could hit a home run off a medicine ball, at least a double off a bowling ball and smack a boulder over the infielders today. His horoscope is in the second house, or something horoscopish like that...His energies are at their highest in the first two hours of the game...as Jupiter crosses something or other I don’t understand and never heard of...That’s the way of the universe, kaybli. Nothing can stop it...
He's been sitting so long due to no DHs in the NL parks. I'd be amazed if he had a good game.
Mike Ford could fall out of bed at 3 AM, and hit a line drive. He could hit a home run off a medicine ball, at least a double off a bowling ball and smack a boulder over the infielders today. His horoscope is in the second house, or something horoscopish like that...His energies are at their highest in the first two hours of the game...as Jupiter crosses something or other I don’t understand and never heard of...That’s the way of the universe, kaybli. Nothing can stop it...