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Post by rizzuto on Apr 26, 2023 18:01:05 GMT -5
Rodney Dangerfield said lots of people ask him if he's a leg man, a breast man, or an ass man. "I think I must be an ass man, because everybody tells me, "Hey, you're an ass, Man!" |
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Post by rizzuto on Apr 26, 2023 18:01:39 GMT -5
I think this fits as an item in the new Misc BS thread:
Potty mouth. |
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Post by inger on Apr 27, 2023 6:16:55 GMT -5
I think this fits as an item in the new Misc BS thread:
😂😎😇 |
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Post by inger on Apr 27, 2023 6:33:31 GMT -5
I think this fits as an item in the new Misc BS thread:
Potty mouth. What a waste. I mean, she bilingual. She could have said in both languages and she only said it in English… |
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Post by inger on Apr 27, 2023 7:26:54 GMT -5
“I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
<Steven Wright>…
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Post by inger on Apr 27, 2023 17:04:07 GMT -5
If one door closes and another door opens, you may be in prison…
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Post by inger on Apr 28, 2023 13:23:29 GMT -5
Oooh, boy! My iPhone is scheduled for an update tonight that among other things will add 21 new emojis, including HAND GESTURES, and more animals.
Expect the best. Get the worst. I am so excited!
Wait. This isn’t my FaceBook page?
Never Mind…
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Post by kaybli on Apr 28, 2023 14:23:46 GMT -5
Oooh, boy! My iPhone is scheduled for an update tonight that among other things will add 21 new emojis, including HAND GESTURES, and more animals. Expect the best. Get the worst. I am so excited! Wait. This isn’t my FaceBook page? Never Mind… 😂 |
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Post by kaybli on Apr 29, 2023 15:32:37 GMT -5
I thought you were going to use the baseball trivia and minutiae thread for this stuff, inger?
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Post by rizzuto on Apr 29, 2023 15:58:10 GMT -5
I thought you were going to use the baseball trivia and minutiae thread for this stuff, inger? We've seen this previously in history - it's a long-term, slow takeover. Soon, every thread will be an Inger-thread, all with facts, statistics, and interesting happenings. The only thing that has stopped Inger from progressing is he cannot type and he's often on his cell phone. It was serendipitous and just plain luck that Inger never took keyboarding in high school. Also, Inger fears AI online because it requires a credit card. For Inger anyway. |
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Post by kaybli on Apr 29, 2023 16:02:17 GMT -5
I thought you were going to use the baseball trivia and minutiae thread for this stuff, inger? We've seen this previously in history - it's a long-term, slow takeover. Soon, every thread will be an Inger-thread, all with facts, statistics, and interesting happenings. The only thing that has stopped Inger from progressing is he cannot type and he's often on his cell phone. It was serendipitous and just plain luck that Inger never took keyboarding in high school. Also, Inger fears AI online because it requires a credit card. For Inger anyway.  |
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Post by domeplease on Apr 29, 2023 16:04:09 GMT -5
I thought you were going to use the baseball trivia and minutiae thread for this stuff, inger? We've seen this previously in history - it's a long-term, slow takeover. Soon, every thread will be an Inger-thread, all with facts, statistics, and interesting happenings. The only thing that has stopped Inger from progressing is he cannot type and he's often on his cell phone. It was serendipitous and just plain luck that Inger never took keyboarding in high school. Also, Inger fears AI online because it requires a credit card. For Inger anyway. Tequila is forming a group to stop Inger from a TAKEOVER. She also may announce she is running for President. |
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Post by inger on Apr 29, 2023 17:33:43 GMT -5
I thought you were going to use the baseball trivia and minutiae thread for this stuff, inger? My foot slipped…😂 |
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Post by inger on Apr 29, 2023 17:36:55 GMT -5
We've seen this previously in history - it's a long-term, slow takeover. Soon, every thread will be an Inger-thread, all with facts, statistics, and interesting happenings. The only thing that has stopped Inger from progressing is he cannot type and he's often on his cell phone. It was serendipitous and just plain luck that Inger never took keyboarding in high school. Also, Inger fears AI online because it requires a credit card. For Inger anyway. Tequila is forming a group to stop Inger from a TAKEOVER. She also may announce she is running for President. I hope she runs as an Independent and keeps herself well balanced on the fence beside me. I am a bit concerned about her stance on migration routes, both for people and birds. Is she planning on stopping the lemmings from marching into the sea? I do enjoy a lemming pie now an and again… |
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Post by inger on May 1, 2023 10:08:39 GMT -5
Ruthie is seeing a doctor and I have about 45 minutes to kill in this medical facility. So I take a little walk. There’s an empty conference room. The door is open and a lot sign says “free for the day”. Well, I’m all in for that. I’ve got my own quiet corner where I can’t even be seen from the hallway.
I’m thinking, I wonder how many more conference rooms are “free” in America on a given day? I might have just solved homelessness…
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