Game 160: Yankees (Paxton) at Rangers (Palumbo)

You have your typical physical ass pain, which can involve a slight to severe muscle strain or pull.

You have your contusion, which is what I suffered, and with varying degrees of severity. The only thing that could have made mine worse would have been a broken bone. As it was, my recovery time was nearly a year.

Then you have the mental pain in the ass, like you can get if you’re asked too frequently about your former physical pain in the ass, though I now have complete immunity from that by now.

Even our forum has mental pains, like TMarino posts, the old jwildfogel “Couldn’t you have kept this under 30,000 words posts about a backup catcher that never made the major leagues and retired before any of we’rd born posts, etc.

I would mention the typical noetsi post, but that might please him too much...

That's some expertise by our resident assologist!

ok I was wrong the inning was not over.

Maybe put the volume up, boss.

Or put an abacus or two in the room with you...