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Post by inger on Dec 26, 2020 21:29:45 GMT -5
for a marathon due to the large number of participants those type of races attract.
Running that far would repel me... 😂
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Post by chiyankee on Dec 26, 2020 22:32:42 GMT -5
for a marathon due to the large number of participants those type of races attract. Running that far would repel me... 😂 lol, after a couple of miles, it is easy to social distance. |
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Post by inger on Dec 27, 2020 0:40:05 GMT -5
for a marathon due to the large number of participants those type of races attract. Running that far would repel me... 😂 lol, after a couple of miles, it is easy to social distance. Tip: Eat beans prior to the race... Both a propellant for you and a repellent for others... |
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Post by inger on Dec 27, 2020 0:40:21 GMT -5
for a marathon due to the large number of participants those type of races attract. Running that far would repel me... 😂 lol, after a couple of miles, it is easy to social distance. Tip: Eat beans prior to the race... Both a propellant for you and a repellent for others... |
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Post by chiyankee on Dec 27, 2020 10:49:37 GMT -5
lol, after a couple of miles, it is easy to social distance. Tip: Eat beans prior to the race... Both a propellant for you and a repellent for others... That also works if you want to social distance from your wife.  |
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Post by domeplease on Dec 27, 2020 14:03:19 GMT -5
Without ANY DOUBT Chi has the BEST LOOKING Family on this Board!!! Bravo to CHI!!!
Tequila & I have added to our Festivus Airing Grievances List;
At the top of our Grievance List:
--The Yankee Team in 2020
--Inger
--The swing away Mentality the Yanks have --Not already signing DJ to a 4-year deal --Signing Warren, AGAIN--It is FA Season--NOT Retread season --Not enough Hit & runs--Stealing--Bunts--etc.
--Boone's misuse of SP & BP --Not signing more FA'S- like Korean star Ha-Seong Kim (whom we will need whe we do NOR sign DJ). --Not hiring Do Me as asst. GM
MERRY FESTIVUS TO ALL and MAY YOU ALL BE SAFE & HEALTHY!!!
This year Tequila & I are Celebrating Festivus and we are Airing our Grievances --how people disappointed us!!!
At the top of our Grievance List:
--The Yankee Team in 2020
--Inger
--Etc.
--12-23-20: us.cnn.com/2020/12/23/health/festivus-seinfeld-pandemic-wellness/index.html
Festivus, the 'Seinfeld' holiday focused on airing grievances, is for everyone this year.
The holiday comes complete with a set of traditions befitting this year of a pandemic and lockdowns and dreariness otherwise, including a drab pole instead of a brightly lit tree.
Perhaps most poignant, Festivus tradition also calls for a special ceremony known as the "airing of grievances," where you get to tell the people in your life how they disappointed you.
I'm sure if "Seinfeld" were still producing new episodes, they'd expand the Festivus parameters to allow you to complain about the pandemic and everything else that's upside down in your life.
What kind of mushrooms did you have for Christmas dinner? I’m sure Chi has a wonderful family, but I’m not aware of him showing any photographs of them. Warren is a depth piece. He’ll fit in at AAA and may appear in NY to replace an injured player on the roster or a disappointing young pitcher. It’s surprising that you have such confidence that a Korean player you’ve never seen will an equal value replacement for DJLM. I cry myself to sleep each night knowing I’ve disappointed you... 😂 I had the Can Mushroom Type--5-Cans = NOT THE SAME!!!
Damn It Tequila -- I told you to verify that that was Chi's Family!!! Didn't I say it look like Sanchez' s family --GOD, I need real mushrooms.
Ha-Seong Kim NOT to replace DJ --but to move Torres to 2B & Kim at SS IF we do not resign DJ.
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Post by inger on Dec 27, 2020 14:09:20 GMT -5
What kind of mushrooms did you have for Christmas dinner? I’m sure Chi has a wonderful family, but I’m not aware of him showing any photographs of them. Warren is a depth piece. He’ll fit in at AAA and may appear in NY to replace an injured player on the roster or a disappointing young pitcher. It’s surprising that you have such confidence that a Korean player you’ve never seen will an equal value replacement for DJLM. I cry myself to sleep each night knowing I’ve disappointed you... 😂 I had the Can Mushroom Type--5-Cans = NOT THE SAME!!!
Damn It Tequila -- I told you to verify that that was Chi's Family!!! Didn't I say it look like Sanchez' s family --GOD, I need real mushrooms.
Ha-Seong Kim NOT to replace DJ --but to move Torres to 2B & Kim at SS IF we do not resign DJ.
Oh. I get it. Solutions to the problems, except for my crying before I go to sleep at night. I’ve been searching for a solution for that for nearly 67 years now. I thought you could help... 😂 Hope you had a great Christmas, DOME. Anything wild on tap for New Years... |
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Post by domeplease on Dec 27, 2020 17:36:06 GMT -5
DEAR INGER : Thank you for contacting Dr. Do Me with your problem. The solution to your problem is MORE Drugs & MORE Oral Sex (BJ'S).
EXAMPLE: I had just fire my maids (under-performers) and was looking for a new one--so i ran an ad.
My first and only interview was with a Midget, Maria.
I doubted that she would do a good job but she said she had GREAT ACID & MUSHROOMS so i hired her. Go figure!!!
She came to the house daily and we smoked my Dead Man's Skull and drop her acid & ate her Mushrooms...very little got done.
After a week, my pool table room was the only roomed barely cleaned. Plus I was getting tired of all the DRUGS --NAH!!! I never got tired of the drugs.
So, I decided to keep Maria and put her in charge of the Pool Room & supplying me with Acid/Mushrooms (like a Supply NCO in the Military).
I Still had a very dirty house but I was VERY HAPPY...go figure!!!
So i interviewed another gal--she was in her early 30's not bad looking but not a drop dead beauty either...who cared, I was supposed to be hiring a Maid, not a Sex Toy; well, well, well...
During the interviewed process she asked, why wasn't i married, had a girlfriend etc.?
Before I could answer, she said, "If I worked here or was your Gal I would give you three BJ'S a Day plus after each one make you the best sandwiches you have ever tasted..."
Needless to say she was immediately hired.
So i spent my days high on great drugs and getting superb BJ's and eating great sandwiches. I barely had the energy to take a nap everyday.
I should have been writing, plus the house was now filthy and to be Honest I was kind of getting tired of three BJ'S a day --NAH, I NEVER could get tired of BJ's.
So in the end, I hired a great Mexican Gal that was married & loyal to her husband and did NOT speak English. I had her as a maid for well over ten-years and i became a God father to her family.
So in the end I had a spotless house, great drugs, superb BJ's and awesome sandwiches.
I never got depressed and only cry when I thank GOD for him allowing such great gals into my life.
So, INGER, try more Drugs & GET more BJ's.
Happy Holidays to you & Ruthie.
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Post by inger on Dec 27, 2020 19:54:31 GMT -5
I’d be happy with the sandwiches... 😂
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Post by anthonyd46 on Dec 27, 2020 20:49:27 GMT -5
So reading through this thread I see we have come to the conclusion that CHI is actually Gary Sanchez and was fooling us the whole time and we all agree that Mariah Carey song is terrible.
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Post by kaybli on Dec 27, 2020 20:50:43 GMT -5
So reading through this thread I see we have come to the conclusion that CHI is actually Gary Sanchez and was fooling us the whole time and we all agree that Mariah Carey song is terrible.  |
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Post by rizzuto on Dec 27, 2020 20:54:33 GMT -5
I’d be happy with the sandwiches... 😂  |
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Post by rizzuto on Dec 27, 2020 20:55:36 GMT -5
So reading through this thread I see we have come to the conclusion that CHI is actually Gary Sanchez and was fooling us the whole time and we all agree that Mariah Carey song is terrible. Yep, our normal HeAmyHa Christmas thread.  |
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Post by chiyankee on Dec 27, 2020 22:42:00 GMT -5
So reading through this thread I see we have come to the conclusion that CHI is actually Gary Sanchez and was fooling us the whole time and we all agree that Mariah Carey song is terrible. No wonder I suck at baseball, I spend way too much time on this site. |
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Post by kaybli on Dec 27, 2020 23:34:31 GMT -5
So reading through this thread I see we have come to the conclusion that CHI is actually Gary Sanchez and was fooling us the whole time and we all agree that Mariah Carey song is terrible. [img src="//storage.proboards.com/6828121/images/udcwFqPimnXDtjoTmoVL.gif" alt=" " class="smile"] No wonder I suck at baseball, I spend way too much time on this site. LOL |
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