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Post by kaybli on Jun 19, 2021 15:05:14 GMT -5
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Post by kaybli on Jun 19, 2021 15:05:32 GMT -5
For appetizer, ask for a Soup du KayB, which is basically just a French Onion Soup. Or, The Noetsi, which instead of the actual dish is red and white representation from a dot matrix printer followed by a pointless argument with the waiter.
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Post by rizzuto on Jun 19, 2021 15:06:01 GMT -5
LeMahieu starting to look like his old self! Whoops, spoke too soon. Base running rears its head.
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Post by kaybli on Jun 19, 2021 15:06:34 GMT -5
Bonehead play at first by DJ getting picked off but I'll forgive him after the clutch RBIs.
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Post by anthonyd46 on Jun 19, 2021 15:07:38 GMT -5
Finally a DJ type hit but geez don't get picked off first.
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Post by kaybli on Jun 19, 2021 15:09:15 GMT -5
For appetizer, ask for a Soup du KayB, which is basically just a French Onion Soup. Or, The Noetsi, which instead of the actual dish is red and white representation from a dot matrix printer followed by a pointless argument with the waiter. Or the JWild which is
5 chile chilhuacle negro (1 ½ ounces) 5 chile guajillo (1 ounce) 4chile pasilla mexicano (1 ounce) 4chile ancho negro or mulato (2 ounces) 2 chile chipotle meco (1/4 ounce) 1medium white onion, quartered 1/2small head of garlic, cloves separated 2heaping tablespoons almonds 2tablespoons shelled and skinned raw peanuts 1 inchMexican cinnamon (canela) 3 black peppercorns 3 whole cloves 2tablespoons oil 1 1/2tablespoons raisins 1slice slice of bread, preferably challah or an egg bread 1small ripeplantain, cut into ½-inch slices (about 1 cup) 1/2cup sesame seeds 2 pecan halves 1/2pound (1 medium-large round or 4 to 5 plum)ripe tomatoes, cut into chunks 1/4pound (2 to 3 medium) freshtomatillos, husked, rinsed and cut into chunks 1sprig fresh thyme, or ¼ teaspoon dried 1sprigMexican oregano or ½ teaspoon dried 5generous cups light chicken stock 2tablespoonslard or oil 6ouncesMexican chocolate 2dried avocado leaves Salt
Instructions
Rinse the chiles quickly in running water, and remove all stems, veins and seeds. Reserve the seeds. Heat 2 quarts of water in a kettle. In a large griddle, comal or frying pan, toast the chiles over medium heat until black, but not burnt, about 10 minutes. Place the chiles in a large bowl and cover with the hot water to soak for 30 minutes. When the chiles are soft, remove the chiles from the soaking water with tongs, placing small batches in a blender with ½ cup of the chile soaking water (or more if needed) to blend smooth. Pass the chile puree through a food mill or strainer to remove the skins.
In the same dry griddle, comal or frying pan, roast the onion and garlic over medium heat for 10 minutes. Set aside. Toast the almonds, peanuts, the cinnamon stick, peppercorns and cloves on the same pan for about 5 minutes. Remove from the pan.
Over the same heat, toast the chile seeds, taking care to blacken but not burn them, about 20 minutes. Try to do this outside or in a well-ventilated place because the seeds will give off very strong fumes. When they are completely black, light them with a match and let them burn themselves out. Remove from the heat and place in a bowl. Soak the blackened seeds in 1 cup of cold water for 10 minutes. Drain the seeds and cover them with more water. Let them soak another 15 minutes more, then strain them. Grind them in a blender for about 2 minutes with ½ cup of water. Strain them through a medium-mesh strainer. Add the blended chile seeds to the blended chile mixture.
Heat 3 tablespoons of oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add the raisins and fry them until they are plump, approximately 1 minute. Remove from pan. Fry the bread slices in the same oil until browned, about 5 minutes; remove from pan. Fry the plantain in the same oil until it is well-browned, approximately 10 minutes, and set aside.
In a separate frying pan, heat 2 tablespoons oil and fry the sesame seeds, stirring constantly over low heat, adding salt if they start jumping around too much. When the sesame seeds start to brown, about 5 minutes, add the pecans and brown 2 minutes more. Remove all from the pan, let cool, and grind finely in a spice grinder or a powerful blender with ½ cup stock. The spice grinder takes a bit of time, but this is the only way to grind the seeds and nuts finely enough. The mixture should be very smooth.
Wipe out the frying pan and fry the tomatoes, tomatillos, thyme and oregano, over medium to high heat, allowing the juices to almost evaporate, about 15 minutes. Blend well, using ½ cup stock if needed to blend and set aside.
In the blender, in small batches if necessary, place the nuts, bread, plantains, raisins, onion, garlic and spices. Blend well, adding about 1 cup chicken stock to make it smooth. In a large cazuela or stock pot, heat 2 tablespoons of lard or oil until smoking and fry the chile paste over medium to low heat, stirring constantly so it will not burn, approximately 20 minutes. When it is “bubbling furiously,” add the tomato puree and fry until the liquid has evaporated, about 20 minutes. Add the ground ingredients, including the sesame seed paste, to the pot. Stir constantly with a wooden spoon until well incorporated, about 20 minutes. Add 1 cup chicken stock, stir well, and allow to cook 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Break up the chocolate and add to the pot, stirring until it is melted and incorporated into the mixture.
Toast the avocado leaves briefly over the flame if you have a gas range, or in a dry frying pan and add to the pot. Slowly add more stock to the sauce—it will keep thickening as it cooks. Continue to cook for at least 30 minutes, stirring occasionally so it doesn’t stick. Add stock as it thickens. The more time it has to cook the better. There should be no gritty texture (from the seeds), which will cook out over time. Add enough salt to bring out the flavors. If you can only taste the chiles, you need more salt. The mole should not be thick, just thick enough to coat the back of a spoon.
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Post by rizzuto on Jun 19, 2021 15:11:49 GMT -5
Or, The Noetsi, which instead of the actual dish is red and white representation from a dot matrix printer followed by a pointless argument with the waiter. Or the JWild which is
5 chile chilhuacle negro (1 ½ ounces) 5 chile guajillo (1 ounce) 4chile pasilla mexicano (1 ounce) 4chile ancho negro or mulato (2 ounces) 2 chile chipotle meco (1/4 ounce) 1medium white onion, quartered 1/2small head of garlic, cloves separated 2heaping tablespoons almonds 2tablespoons shelled and skinned raw peanuts 1 inchMexican cinnamon (canela) 3 black peppercorns 3 whole cloves 2tablespoons oil 1 1/2tablespoons raisins 1slice slice of bread, preferably challah or an egg bread 1small ripeplantain, cut into ½-inch slices (about 1 cup) 1/2cup sesame seeds 2 pecan halves 1/2pound (1 medium-large round or 4 to 5 plum)ripe tomatoes, cut into chunks 1/4pound (2 to 3 medium) freshtomatillos, husked, rinsed and cut into chunks 1sprig fresh thyme, or ¼ teaspoon dried 1sprigMexican oregano or ½ teaspoon dried 5generous cups light chicken stock 2tablespoonslard or oil 6ouncesMexican chocolate 2dried avocado leaves Salt
Instructions
Rinse the chiles quickly in running water, and remove all stems, veins and seeds. Reserve the seeds. Heat 2 quarts of water in a kettle. In a large griddle, comal or frying pan, toast the chiles over medium heat until black, but not burnt, about 10 minutes. Place the chiles in a large bowl and cover with the hot water to soak for 30 minutes. When the chiles are soft, remove the chiles from the soaking water with tongs, placing small batches in a blender with ½ cup of the chile soaking water (or more if needed) to blend smooth. Pass the chile puree through a food mill or strainer to remove the skins.
In the same dry griddle, comal or frying pan, roast the onion and garlic over medium heat for 10 minutes. Set aside. Toast the almonds, peanuts, the cinnamon stick, peppercorns and cloves on the same pan for about 5 minutes. Remove from the pan.
Over the same heat, toast the chile seeds, taking care to blacken but not burn them, about 20 minutes. Try to do this outside or in a well-ventilated place because the seeds will give off very strong fumes. When they are completely black, light them with a match and let them burn themselves out. Remove from the heat and place in a bowl. Soak the blackened seeds in 1 cup of cold water for 10 minutes. Drain the seeds and cover them with more water. Let them soak another 15 minutes more, then strain them. Grind them in a blender for about 2 minutes with ½ cup of water. Strain them through a medium-mesh strainer. Add the blended chile seeds to the blended chile mixture.
Heat 3 tablespoons of oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add the raisins and fry them until they are plump, approximately 1 minute. Remove from pan. Fry the bread slices in the same oil until browned, about 5 minutes; remove from pan. Fry the plantain in the same oil until it is well-browned, approximately 10 minutes, and set aside.
In a separate frying pan, heat 2 tablespoons oil and fry the sesame seeds, stirring constantly over low heat, adding salt if they start jumping around too much. When the sesame seeds start to brown, about 5 minutes, add the pecans and brown 2 minutes more. Remove all from the pan, let cool, and grind finely in a spice grinder or a powerful blender with ½ cup stock. The spice grinder takes a bit of time, but this is the only way to grind the seeds and nuts finely enough. The mixture should be very smooth.
Wipe out the frying pan and fry the tomatoes, tomatillos, thyme and oregano, over medium to high heat, allowing the juices to almost evaporate, about 15 minutes. Blend well, using ½ cup stock if needed to blend and set aside.
In the blender, in small batches if necessary, place the nuts, bread, plantains, raisins, onion, garlic and spices. Blend well, adding about 1 cup chicken stock to make it smooth. In a large cazuela or stock pot, heat 2 tablespoons of lard or oil until smoking and fry the chile paste over medium to low heat, stirring constantly so it will not burn, approximately 20 minutes. When it is “bubbling furiously,” add the tomato puree and fry until the liquid has evaporated, about 20 minutes. Add the ground ingredients, including the sesame seed paste, to the pot. Stir constantly with a wooden spoon until well incorporated, about 20 minutes. Add 1 cup chicken stock, stir well, and allow to cook 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Break up the chocolate and add to the pot, stirring until it is melted and incorporated into the mixture.
Toast the avocado leaves briefly over the flame if you have a gas range, or in a dry frying pan and add to the pot. Slowly add more stock to the sauce—it will keep thickening as it cooks. Continue to cook for at least 30 minutes, stirring occasionally so it doesn’t stick. Add stock as it thickens. The more time it has to cook the better. There should be no gritty texture (from the seeds), which will cook out over time. Add enough salt to bring out the flavors. If you can only taste the chiles, you need more salt. The mole should not be thick, just thick enough to coat the back of a spoon.
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This actually looks like a mole recipe.
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Post by rizzuto on Jun 19, 2021 15:12:49 GMT -5
That fork ball is lethal.
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Post by kaybli on Jun 19, 2021 15:13:19 GMT -5
Or the JWild which is
5 chile chilhuacle negro (1 ½ ounces) 5 chile guajillo (1 ounce) 4chile pasilla mexicano (1 ounce) 4chile ancho negro or mulato (2 ounces) 2 chile chipotle meco (1/4 ounce) 1medium white onion, quartered 1/2small head of garlic, cloves separated 2heaping tablespoons almonds 2tablespoons shelled and skinned raw peanuts 1 inchMexican cinnamon (canela) 3 black peppercorns 3 whole cloves 2tablespoons oil 1 1/2tablespoons raisins 1slice slice of bread, preferably challah or an egg bread 1small ripeplantain, cut into ½-inch slices (about 1 cup) 1/2cup sesame seeds 2 pecan halves 1/2pound (1 medium-large round or 4 to 5 plum)ripe tomatoes, cut into chunks 1/4pound (2 to 3 medium) freshtomatillos, husked, rinsed and cut into chunks 1sprig fresh thyme, or ¼ teaspoon dried 1sprigMexican oregano or ½ teaspoon dried 5generous cups light chicken stock 2tablespoonslard or oil 6ouncesMexican chocolate 2dried avocado leaves Salt
Instructions
Rinse the chiles quickly in running water, and remove all stems, veins and seeds. Reserve the seeds. Heat 2 quarts of water in a kettle. In a large griddle, comal or frying pan, toast the chiles over medium heat until black, but not burnt, about 10 minutes. Place the chiles in a large bowl and cover with the hot water to soak for 30 minutes. When the chiles are soft, remove the chiles from the soaking water with tongs, placing small batches in a blender with ½ cup of the chile soaking water (or more if needed) to blend smooth. Pass the chile puree through a food mill or strainer to remove the skins.
In the same dry griddle, comal or frying pan, roast the onion and garlic over medium heat for 10 minutes. Set aside. Toast the almonds, peanuts, the cinnamon stick, peppercorns and cloves on the same pan for about 5 minutes. Remove from the pan.
Over the same heat, toast the chile seeds, taking care to blacken but not burn them, about 20 minutes. Try to do this outside or in a well-ventilated place because the seeds will give off very strong fumes. When they are completely black, light them with a match and let them burn themselves out. Remove from the heat and place in a bowl. Soak the blackened seeds in 1 cup of cold water for 10 minutes. Drain the seeds and cover them with more water. Let them soak another 15 minutes more, then strain them. Grind them in a blender for about 2 minutes with ½ cup of water. Strain them through a medium-mesh strainer. Add the blended chile seeds to the blended chile mixture.
Heat 3 tablespoons of oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add the raisins and fry them until they are plump, approximately 1 minute. Remove from pan. Fry the bread slices in the same oil until browned, about 5 minutes; remove from pan. Fry the plantain in the same oil until it is well-browned, approximately 10 minutes, and set aside.
In a separate frying pan, heat 2 tablespoons oil and fry the sesame seeds, stirring constantly over low heat, adding salt if they start jumping around too much. When the sesame seeds start to brown, about 5 minutes, add the pecans and brown 2 minutes more. Remove all from the pan, let cool, and grind finely in a spice grinder or a powerful blender with ½ cup stock. The spice grinder takes a bit of time, but this is the only way to grind the seeds and nuts finely enough. The mixture should be very smooth.
Wipe out the frying pan and fry the tomatoes, tomatillos, thyme and oregano, over medium to high heat, allowing the juices to almost evaporate, about 15 minutes. Blend well, using ½ cup stock if needed to blend and set aside.
In the blender, in small batches if necessary, place the nuts, bread, plantains, raisins, onion, garlic and spices. Blend well, adding about 1 cup chicken stock to make it smooth. In a large cazuela or stock pot, heat 2 tablespoons of lard or oil until smoking and fry the chile paste over medium to low heat, stirring constantly so it will not burn, approximately 20 minutes. When it is “bubbling furiously,” add the tomato puree and fry until the liquid has evaporated, about 20 minutes. Add the ground ingredients, including the sesame seed paste, to the pot. Stir constantly with a wooden spoon until well incorporated, about 20 minutes. Add 1 cup chicken stock, stir well, and allow to cook 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Break up the chocolate and add to the pot, stirring until it is melted and incorporated into the mixture.
Toast the avocado leaves briefly over the flame if you have a gas range, or in a dry frying pan and add to the pot. Slowly add more stock to the sauce—it will keep thickening as it cooks. Continue to cook for at least 30 minutes, stirring occasionally so it doesn’t stick. Add stock as it thickens. The more time it has to cook the better. There should be no gritty texture (from the seeds), which will cook out over time. Add enough salt to bring out the flavors. If you can only taste the chiles, you need more salt. The mole should not be thick, just thick enough to coat the back of a spoon.
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This actually looks like a mole recipe. Can't get anything past you! Just googled long recipe and this mole recipe came up.
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Post by inger on Jun 19, 2021 15:13:49 GMT -5
Or, The Noetsi, which instead of the actual dish is red and white representation from a dot matrix printer followed by a pointless argument with the waiter. I wanted cube ice in my water, not crushed…is there a charge for a second napkin? Why are there no prices on this menu? I work for the state. Do you serve Spam in place of the steaks? I believe I saw a fly at that other table. Can I get my dessert first? I would like one half of one half of one half of the children’s portion… if that means you have to throw away the rest of the portion, can you bring me that part at no extra charge? My bank account is down to $42.16 because I work for the state. I don’t want to touch my IRA, because it would fall below $2M. Could you please check the meter on my 1963 Renault? I only put in a dime and I fear it takes quarters…
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Post by kaybli on Jun 19, 2021 15:14:36 GMT -5
I wanted cube ice in my water, not crushed…is there a charge for a second napkin? Why are there no prices on this menu? I work for the state. Do you serve Spam in place of the steaks? I believe I saw a fly at that other table. Can I get my dessert first? I would like one half of one half of one half of the children’s portion… if that means you have to throw away the rest of the portion, can you bring me that part at no extra charge? My bank account is down to $42.16 because I work for the state. I don’t want to touch my IRA, because it would fall below $2M. Could you please check the meter on my 1963 Renault? I only put in a dime and I fear it takes quarters…
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Post by inger on Jun 19, 2021 15:15:29 GMT -5
Or the JWild which is
5 chile chilhuacle negro (1 ½ ounces) 5 chile guajillo (1 ounce) 4chile pasilla mexicano (1 ounce) 4chile ancho negro or mulato (2 ounces) 2 chile chipotle meco (1/4 ounce) 1medium white onion, quartered 1/2small head of garlic, cloves separated 2heaping tablespoons almonds 2tablespoons shelled and skinned raw peanuts 1 inchMexican cinnamon (canela) 3 black peppercorns 3 whole cloves 2tablespoons oil 1 1/2tablespoons raisins 1slice slice of bread, preferably challah or an egg bread 1small ripeplantain, cut into ½-inch slices (about 1 cup) 1/2cup sesame seeds 2 pecan halves 1/2pound (1 medium-large round or 4 to 5 plum)ripe tomatoes, cut into chunks 1/4pound (2 to 3 medium) freshtomatillos, husked, rinsed and cut into chunks 1sprig fresh thyme, or ¼ teaspoon dried 1sprigMexican oregano or ½ teaspoon dried 5generous cups light chicken stock 2tablespoonslard or oil 6ouncesMexican chocolate 2dried avocado leaves Salt
Instructions
Rinse the chiles quickly in running water, and remove all stems, veins and seeds. Reserve the seeds. Heat 2 quarts of water in a kettle. In a large griddle, comal or frying pan, toast the chiles over medium heat until black, but not burnt, about 10 minutes. Place the chiles in a large bowl and cover with the hot water to soak for 30 minutes. When the chiles are soft, remove the chiles from the soaking water with tongs, placing small batches in a blender with ½ cup of the chile soaking water (or more if needed) to blend smooth. Pass the chile puree through a food mill or strainer to remove the skins.
In the same dry griddle, comal or frying pan, roast the onion and garlic over medium heat for 10 minutes. Set aside. Toast the almonds, peanuts, the cinnamon stick, peppercorns and cloves on the same pan for about 5 minutes. Remove from the pan.
Over the same heat, toast the chile seeds, taking care to blacken but not burn them, about 20 minutes. Try to do this outside or in a well-ventilated place because the seeds will give off very strong fumes. When they are completely black, light them with a match and let them burn themselves out. Remove from the heat and place in a bowl. Soak the blackened seeds in 1 cup of cold water for 10 minutes. Drain the seeds and cover them with more water. Let them soak another 15 minutes more, then strain them. Grind them in a blender for about 2 minutes with ½ cup of water. Strain them through a medium-mesh strainer. Add the blended chile seeds to the blended chile mixture.
Heat 3 tablespoons of oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add the raisins and fry them until they are plump, approximately 1 minute. Remove from pan. Fry the bread slices in the same oil until browned, about 5 minutes; remove from pan. Fry the plantain in the same oil until it is well-browned, approximately 10 minutes, and set aside.
In a separate frying pan, heat 2 tablespoons oil and fry the sesame seeds, stirring constantly over low heat, adding salt if they start jumping around too much. When the sesame seeds start to brown, about 5 minutes, add the pecans and brown 2 minutes more. Remove all from the pan, let cool, and grind finely in a spice grinder or a powerful blender with ½ cup stock. The spice grinder takes a bit of time, but this is the only way to grind the seeds and nuts finely enough. The mixture should be very smooth.
Wipe out the frying pan and fry the tomatoes, tomatillos, thyme and oregano, over medium to high heat, allowing the juices to almost evaporate, about 15 minutes. Blend well, using ½ cup stock if needed to blend and set aside.
In the blender, in small batches if necessary, place the nuts, bread, plantains, raisins, onion, garlic and spices. Blend well, adding about 1 cup chicken stock to make it smooth. In a large cazuela or stock pot, heat 2 tablespoons of lard or oil until smoking and fry the chile paste over medium to low heat, stirring constantly so it will not burn, approximately 20 minutes. When it is “bubbling furiously,” add the tomato puree and fry until the liquid has evaporated, about 20 minutes. Add the ground ingredients, including the sesame seed paste, to the pot. Stir constantly with a wooden spoon until well incorporated, about 20 minutes. Add 1 cup chicken stock, stir well, and allow to cook 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Break up the chocolate and add to the pot, stirring until it is melted and incorporated into the mixture.
Toast the avocado leaves briefly over the flame if you have a gas range, or in a dry frying pan and add to the pot. Slowly add more stock to the sauce—it will keep thickening as it cooks. Continue to cook for at least 30 minutes, stirring occasionally so it doesn’t stick. Add stock as it thickens. The more time it has to cook the better. There should be no gritty texture (from the seeds), which will cook out over time. Add enough salt to bring out the flavors. If you can only taste the chiles, you need more salt. The mole should not be thick, just thick enough to coat the back of a spoon.
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This actually looks like a mole recipe. Delicious!!!
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Post by rizzuto on Jun 19, 2021 15:15:47 GMT -5
That should have been a strikeout. Perfect pitches not called.
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Post by kaybli on Jun 19, 2021 15:15:51 GMT -5
They're squeezing Chapman. Boone's pissed. Really pissed. There he goes.
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Post by chiyankee on Jun 19, 2021 15:15:54 GMT -5
Man, these umpires.
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