Off Season Hot Stove Thread

"...With that, a look at Boras’ projected Sweet Seventeen – and the 13 teams who will somehow sleep at night knowing they didn’t do all they could to win now:

All in

DODGERS: The only question is how many, if any, of their high-profile free agents they’ll retain.

BRAVES: Even if they were due a teardown after winning it all, GM Alex Anthopoulos, like a golfer winning a major, has earned a five-year exemption based solely on his 2021 behavior.

CARDINALS: Nolan Arenado is back, Max Scherzer is available and St. Louis’ front office needs to prove it was manager Mike Shildt holding them back, not their own inadequacies.

BLUE JAYS: MVP production from Vlad Guerrero Jr. for a relative song. This is a time to make hay, even if it means top dollar to retain both Marcus Semien and Robbie Ray.

Almost full throttle

ASTROS: If they were truly going for it, Carlos Correa would be a priority and not an awkward and never-ending slow dance. Still, they have the funds to rebuild around high-end starters and a Kyle Tucker-Alex Bregman-Yordan Alvarez core.

RED SOX: Making it to Game 6 of the ALCS is a good way for Chaim Bloom to shake the tag of “guy who traded Mookie Betts.” A more aggressive winter likely in the offing.

GIANTS: Time for Farhan Zaidi to take a page from old pal Andrew Friedman in L.A.: “If you're always rational about every free agent, you will finish third on every free agent."

BREWERS: Never one to burn every penny, this is about as high as Milwaukee’s “win curve” may bend, what with Cy Young-caliber starters Corbin Burnes and Brandon Woodruff still affordable and dominant.

YANKEES: Ducking under the luxury tax means GM Brian Cashman gets a cookie. Perhaps he’ll be able to field a reputable squad up the middle of the field.

PHILLIES: One of these years the Phillies won’t be able to afford their annual luxury item. This doesn’t appear to be that year.

WHITE SOX: Barely need to lift a finger to be prohibitive favorites in the AL Central.

PADRES: What if it turned out “winning the offseason” meant hiring a trusty dugout steward and not making galaxy-brained trades?
Playoffs? Sure, whatever, man

TIGERS: Such a chic postseason pick already that they’ll be old news by February.

CUBS: The fans already spoke with their pocketbooks, showing up barely 20,000 strong to Wrigley Field after the July purge of The 2016 Boys. After their shameful behavior in 2021, the Cubs need to at least create the impression they care, even if it means finishing third in the Central.

METS: They have want and they have resources but are currently fighting a competence deficit. We’ll find out soon enough if that's a top-down problem.

ANGELS: This winter, the role of Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown will be played by Max Scherzer and Robbie Ray.

MARINERS: Like clockwork, a once-every-three-years surprise run propels GM Jerry Dipoto to a contract extension. Do they truly want to take advantage of the Astros and A’s small to moderate retreats? We’ll see.

The unlucky 13

ATHLETICS: A new ballpark can’t deodorize this ownership group’s disdain for its fans and players.

RAYS: They may prove us wrong for an umpteenth time, but also, with Tyler Glasnow mending and a wave of young starters still cutting their teeth, this feels like a gap year at Neander U.

NATIONALS: Their last re-tool was two whole presidential administrations ago. Shouldn’t be as ugly as some, but the pain won’t abate anytime soon.

TWINS: Bad combo: Veteran lineup with three players in their walk years paired with an incomplete pitching staff that free agency can’t properly fortify.

MARLINS: Doing so much of this The Right Way, but also wasting a Cy Young talent in Sandy Alcantara by providing zero offense for him.

ROYALS: A slew of stud pitchers have touched K.C. – with franchise shortstop Bobby Witt Jr. soon to follow – but at some point, high-end veteran arms will be needed to calm the waters.

RANGERS: Phase II – acquiring players your fans have possibly heard of – is about to commence. Winning is still a ways off.

REDS: “We’ll try for two years, and then pack it in!” is not a business plan, nor a plan to compete. It’s just lunacy.

GUARDIANS: You’d think a thorough rebrand might be high time to lay out some assets for reinforcements. Think again.

ROCKIES: Front office has upgraded from Spiteful Disdain to Potential Competence.

ORIOLES: Adley Rutschman will finally arrive, but he can’t pitch to himself.

PIRATES: An earnest rebuild is underway, but like all before it, the success will be in spite of penurious ownership.

DIAMONDBACKS: Probably going to get worse before it gets better

Tequila does know what Penurious means. Tequila tell them what Penurious means = "It is a pen of fertilizer where one grows Magic Mushrooms.  It is also used as a definition of place where Retreads go to after being cut. Lastly it is used as a definition to the Addiction the Yankees have in signing FA to Huge $$$ Long Term Contracts. Some folks use penurious incorrectly when they are at the Ball Park and they tell the Vendor 'I will take Extra Penurious on my Dog'..."