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Post by michcusejoe5 on Apr 21, 2019 18:37:30 GMT -5
I’ll volunteer for BUC under the following conditions: 1. Mich never misses an inning 2. If he does, I get a freebie to kick his gonads  |
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Post by inger on Apr 21, 2019 19:12:09 GMT -5
I’ll volunteer for BUC under the following conditions: 1. Mich never misses an inning 2. If he does, I get a freebie to kick his gonads No big deal. You don’t intend to miss any time, right?...You’re going to wear a cup, right?... |
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Post by Renfield on Apr 21, 2019 19:36:55 GMT -5
Backing up inger? Play me or trade me.
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Post by kaybli on Apr 21, 2019 20:00:05 GMT -5
Backing up inger? Play me or trade me.  |
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Post by inger on Apr 21, 2019 20:20:35 GMT -5
Backing up inger? Play me or trade me. I’m sure it’s difficult to be on the same team with an an athletic wonder that never ages and maintains his swagger without PEDs and without suffering the ravages of ED... Think of the opportunity you’ll get to win championship rings. I beg you to say so the team won’t acquire someone younger and more capable that might take my job away from me... |
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Post by pippsheadache on Apr 21, 2019 20:32:24 GMT -5
My guess is that Noetsi would miss the bunt sign, hanging you out to dry and bringing me up with two out and nobody on. This will indeed induce a headache and I will need to be taken out of the lineup and replaced (temporarily, of course) by some fresh-faced new poster.
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Post by inger on Apr 21, 2019 22:11:18 GMT -5
My guess is that Noetsi would miss the bunt sign, hanging you out to dry and bringing me up with two out and nobody on. This will indeed induce a headache and I will need to be taken out of the lineup and replaced (temporarily, of course) by some fresh-faced new poster. Noetsi ALWAYS either bunts or makes gentle contact, carefully steering the ball away from the fielders. He’s never hit a ball out of the infield, and has never popped up. Even if the pitch is out of his reach he still finds a way to hit it. He even lays down or jumps to swing. Some say he can levitate and some say he leaves our known world and enters another dimension in order to work his Wee Willie Keeler routine so magically...That’s why he bats second in the order...The only flaw in his game is that he sometimes forgets to run or runs up the third base line... |
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Post by kaybli on Apr 21, 2019 22:18:11 GMT -5
My guess is that Noetsi would miss the bunt sign, hanging you out to dry and bringing me up with two out and nobody on. This will indeed induce a headache and I will need to be taken out of the lineup and replaced (temporarily, of course) by some fresh-faced new poster. |
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Post by michcusejoe5 on Apr 22, 2019 7:11:26 GMT -5
My guess is that Noetsi would miss the bunt sign, hanging you out to dry and bringing me up with two out and nobody on. This will indeed induce a headache and I will need to be taken out of the lineup and replaced (temporarily, of course) by some fresh-faced new poster. He is always on top of things after all... |
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Post by michcusejoe5 on Apr 22, 2019 7:13:08 GMT -5
What if members of heamyha were a baseball team? What would be the batting order?
1. CF kaybli: Most posts or ABs means first in the order 2. 3B noetsi: Perfect position to lay down a bunt and stay on top of things
3. 1B pippsheadache: Of course he has to play 1B like Wally Pipp and be given a prominent position in the lineup
4. LF inger: Colorado funnyman batting cleanup, posts often coming out of left field, prone to Plantar Assitis
5. DH GreatFatness: Protecting inger with more hilarious content
6. SS rizzuto: Witty master of puns protects GF
7. RF CHIYANKEE: Chicago Neil Young Lover with strongest arm on the team
8. C michcusejoe5: Argumentative yet lovable hard hitting catcher 9. 2B domeplease: Speed threat for use in circular lineup. PED usage.
Bench: maizeyankee: formerly prolific poster, now part time player
desousa: mutli-position jack of all trades Renfield: other half of the inger comedic platoon
bluemarlin: up and coming prospect
uehara1: spot starter
Injured List: sierchio: traded to Pittsburgh?
anthonyd: carpal tunnel syndrome from late night posts acuraman: blocked from posting at work because this is classified as a porn site
numbers: burnt chest from ironing shirt while wearing it yankee89: broke rib from sneeze bearman: cut finger playing with drone
Retired: utahyankee: lost another one to the political thread!
chuckthblade: focusing on his announcing career
Feel free to submit your own lineups!
I think DoMe would object to being in the starting lineup, if not on the team at all...no retreads! |
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Post by domeplease on Apr 22, 2019 9:43:17 GMT -5
What if members of heamyha were a baseball team? What would be the batting order?
1. CF kaybli: Most posts or ABs means first in the order 2. 3B noetsi: Perfect position to lay down a bunt and stay on top of things
3. 1B pippsheadache: Of course he has to play 1B like Wally Pipp and be given a prominent position in the lineup
4. LF inger: Colorado funnyman batting cleanup, posts often coming out of left field, prone to Plantar Assitis
5. DH GreatFatness: Protecting inger with more hilarious content
6. SS rizzuto: Witty master of puns protects GF
7. RF CHIYANKEE: Chicago Neil Young Lover with strongest arm on the team
8. C michcusejoe5: Argumentative yet lovable hard hitting catcher 9. 2B domeplease: Speed threat for use in circular lineup. PED usage.
Bench: maizeyankee: formerly prolific poster, now part time player
desousa: mutli-position jack of all trades Renfield: other half of the inger comedic platoon
bluemarlin: up and coming prospect
uehara1: spot starter
Injured List: sierchio: traded to Pittsburgh?
anthonyd: carpal tunnel syndrome from late night posts acuraman: blocked from posting at work because this is classified as a porn site
numbers: burnt chest from ironing shirt while wearing it yankee89: broke rib from sneeze bearman: cut finger playing with drone
Retired: utahyankee: lost another one to the political thread!
chuckthblade: focusing on his announcing career
Feel free to submit your own lineups!
I think DoMe would object to being in the starting lineup, if not on the team at all...no retreads! SINCE this is a RETREAD TEAM BY FAR = I belong, but Batting #1 for I am a Master Bunter and a Master Speedster ( I am also a Master in many more areas; that may or may not be an asset for this Retread Team).
Also, during the National Anthem I will TAKE THE KNEE for Chuck!!!
My only question is: "Can WE trade our Catcher?"
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Post by inger on Apr 22, 2019 10:05:48 GMT -5
First controversy on the team. Dome wants to bat lead off and proclaims that he, not noetsi is the master bunter, and that he, not kaybli has blazing speed. My concern is that he'll be susceptible to the inside pitch because he'll take his Cialis before game time...
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Post by michcusejoe5 on Apr 22, 2019 11:29:48 GMT -5
I think DoMe would object to being in the starting lineup, if not on the team at all...no retreads! SINCE this is a RETREAD TEAM BY FAR = I belong, but Batting #1 for I am a Master Bunter and a Master Speedster ( I am also a Master in many more areas; that may or may not be an asset for this Retread Team).
Also, during the National Anthem I will TAKE THE KNEE for Chuck!!!
My only question is: "Can WE trade our Catcher?"
Should have known that since I will be 31 this year that DoMe would want to trade me because I no longer qualify as a PROSPECT = under 30. |
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Post by greatfatness on Apr 22, 2019 11:50:06 GMT -5
Although I used to be a pretty good fielder, like Clint Frazier I now field a lot like a designated hitter so I will happily accept that assignment. Also, because I am a team player I will be glad to platoon or play a utility role because it is all about the team, I just want to give 110%, take things game by game, etc
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Post by noetsi on Apr 22, 2019 17:24:24 GMT -5
My guess is that Noetsi would miss the bunt sign, hanging you out to dry and bringing me up with two out and nobody on. This will indeed induce a headache and I will need to be taken out of the lineup and replaced (temporarily, of course) by some fresh-faced new poster. Who here would actually give the bunt sign.... My role would be to so bore the other team with silly statistics they fell asleep during the game. |
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