Post by inger on Aug 1, 2019 12:25:46 GMT -5
I know, damnit. Next, I’ll be hauling gravel and attending weddings every three weeks.
Once you go nocturnal, you can never again be diurnal...
Soon, you’ll find yourself searching for weddings in the newspaper. Then, you’ll begin staring longingly at properties with unpaved driveways. You’ll know the transition is complete when you wake up naked in a gravel pit as the sun begins to peek over the horizon to find a garter in your teeth and blisters on your hands from shoveling.........Aaaa- Woooooooooooo!!!
