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Post by greatfatness on Jan 18, 2020 14:55:17 GMT -5
In case you’ve never seen a weasel in real life here’s what they look like. You can see they get uncomfortable when they’re cornered.
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Post by kaybli on Jan 18, 2020 18:04:53 GMT -5
In case you’ve never seen a weasel in real life here’s what they look like. You can see they get uncomfortable when they’re cornered. Loser! 
Sounds like the ol' "I'm not here to talk about the past" line.
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Post by rizzuto on Jan 19, 2020 0:02:30 GMT -5
Now, what if we do find out that Gleyber had a buzzer in his britches last year? I would assume that no player would be dumb enough to continue wearing such a device in 2020 with the heat on. There were times that Gleyber looked a lot like a guess hitter who was guessing right an awful lot. Without the device do we see him hit .240 and drop way down in power?... What about an internal buzzer? Now, we’re talking state of the art cheating! |
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Post by inger on Jan 19, 2020 1:25:08 GMT -5
Now, what if we do find out that Gleyber had a buzzer in his britches last year? I would assume that no player would be dumb enough to continue wearing such a device in 2020 with the heat on. There were times that Gleyber looked a lot like a guess hitter who was guessing right an awful lot. Without the device do we see him hit .240 and drop way down in power?... What about an internal buzzer? Now, we’re talking state of the art cheating! Get your Ronco cheat buzzers here! All are inserted into the internal organ of your choice. You can get our inside the liver buzzer today for just $2999.00 + shipping and handling. But wait, there’s more! You can also receive a smaller button that gets installed in the right ankle for just a small secondary payment of $999.99. The buttons are constructed of cheap plastic components and are powered by batteries made by a company no one out of Zaire has ever heard of...Order both and get 2 sets for the price of three... |
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Post by greatfatness on Jan 19, 2020 9:05:59 GMT -5
Now, what if we do find out that Gleyber had a buzzer in his britches last year? I would assume that no player would be dumb enough to continue wearing such a device in 2020 with the heat on. There were times that Gleyber looked a lot like a guess hitter who was guessing right an awful lot. Without the device do we see him hit .240 and drop way down in power?... What about an internal buzzer? Now, we’re talking state of the art cheating! These guys like ARod were happy to take illegal drugs with known side effects including potentially fatal side effects. I’m sure there are plenty of mediocre or insecure ball players who be happy to have something surgically implanted if it meant they could make an extra million dollars or ten by pretending to be better than they naturally were. No question. |
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Post by sierchio on Jan 19, 2020 10:52:16 GMT -5
Sounds like you got a business model going Inger. Mr. Fatness just gave you a customer base to market to... Might think about adding these buzzers to your sales arsenal.
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Post by inger on Jan 19, 2020 11:19:02 GMT -5
Sounds like you got a business model going Inger. Mr. Fatness just gave you a customer base to market to... Might think about adding these buzzers to your sales arsenal. Extra bonus: Wear our buzzers. If you say the magic word, the duck will come down and give you a hundred dollars. <Pipps will understand that one, the rest of you never heard of it>... |
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Post by pippsheadache on Jan 19, 2020 13:04:53 GMT -5
Sounds like you got a business model going Inger. Mr. Fatness just gave you a customer base to market to... Might think about adding these buzzers to your sales arsenal. Extra bonus: Wear our buzzers. If you say the magic word, the duck will come down and give you a hundred dollars. <Pipps will understand that one, the rest of you never heard of it>... You Bet Your Life I do. Groucho, ably assisted by George Fenneman, later of Lipton Tea fame. I would think you'd be a bit young to remember that one. Maybe WJZ was showing it in reruns when you were a lad. Looking back at it, Groucho was not in his prime by then in my opinion. It doesn't hold up well. Whereas many of the Marx Brothers movies do hold up well indeed, especially the early ones before they went to MGM. |
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Post by inger on Jan 19, 2020 13:09:35 GMT -5
Extra bonus: Wear our buzzers. If you say the magic word, the duck will come down and give you a hundred dollars. <Pipps will understand that one, the rest of you never heard of it>... You Bet Your Life I do. Groucho, ably assisted by George Fenneman, later of Lipton Tea fame. I would think you'd be a bit young to remember that one. Maybe WJZ was showing it in reruns when you were a lad. Looking back at it, Groucho was not in his prime by then in my opinion. It doesn't hold up well. Whereas many of the Marx Brothers movies do hold up well indeed, especially the early ones before they went to MGM. To show how much TV and society in general have changed... we would all laugh at the duck, and that $100 was meaningful money...You could take a small vacation on it... |
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Post by maizeyanks on Jan 20, 2020 15:53:25 GMT -5
Luhnow has been a shady dude for a while, this is no surprise. |
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Post by chiyankee on Jan 22, 2020 9:14:23 GMT -5
Even Gritty is getting into the act of trolling the Astros.
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Post by sierchio on Jan 22, 2020 11:06:38 GMT -5
I like the Yankees minor league team trolling by giving out mini trashcans  |
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Post by sierchio on Jan 22, 2020 11:08:36 GMT -5
Looks like they had 500 leftover toy ice cream cones from some giveaway and they rebranded them lol
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Post by greatfatness on Jan 22, 2020 20:56:45 GMT -5
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Post by chiyankee on Jan 22, 2020 21:25:37 GMT -5
The longer this drags on, the more information comes out and the worse MLB looks. |
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