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Post by inger on Feb 9, 2022 9:38:57 GMT -5
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Post by kaybli on Feb 9, 2022 9:44:21 GMT -5
Cool song!
I like the song Rob Thomas did with Carlos Santana too:
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Post by inger on Feb 9, 2022 10:17:12 GMT -5
Cool song!
I like the song Rob Thomas did with Carlos Santana too:
Once I mentioned Santana to a twenty-something at work. I even sand the first line of Black Magic Woman to demonstrate who I meant. She said, “Oh. Is that the old guy that played guitar with Rob Thomas?” Devastating moment right there. My spirit left my body and flew up to sit on a street light for a few moments to ponder it all… When it came back down, I realized that Carlos wasn’t old. She was just too young to know. Quick story about that gal. Sitting behind her desk, she was a very desirable young women with a pretty face, nice voice, and a very full bust that she liked to put on display, showing cleavage. One day I was in the office and she stood up to use the copier. She had the BIGGEST ass I think I ever saw. It was like she was made up of halves of two different people. It was both shocking and comical at the same time. Then, she sat back down and called her boyfriend on the phone and any attractive feature she had appeared to have was gone. Apparently, he was supposed to take her car to the shop and overslept. When he got to the shop a shouting match with the mechanic ensued and he decided to bring the car back home without having the service performed. She proceeded “You stupid M-F! What are you thinking? I love that mechanic, and I’m the one that took the initiative to find him while your lazy ass laid around playing video games. You stupid Son of *****. When I give you a job to do, you just do it! Do you understand a**hole? Now I have to take the time to call him and apologize for your f’ing stupidity and get rescheduled, if he’ll even f’ing…. Blah blah blah. Assume that I left out about twenty additional F words and derivatives of the f word… What a chick. I lost all regard for her breasts that day. 😂… |
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Post by rizzuto on Feb 9, 2022 17:56:45 GMT -5
Cool song!
I like the song Rob Thomas did with Carlos Santana too:
Once I mentioned Santana to a twenty-something at work. I even sand the first line of Black Magic Woman to demonstrate who I meant. She said, “Oh. Is that the old guy that played guitar with Rob Thomas?” Devastating moment right there. My spirit left my body and flew up to sit on a street light for a few moments to ponder it all… When it came back down, I realized that Carlos wasn’t old. She was just too young to know. Quick story about that gal. Sitting behind her desk, she was a very desirable young women with a pretty face, nice voice, and a very full bust that she liked to put on display, showing cleavage. One day I was in the office and she stood up to use the copier. She had the BIGGEST ass I think I ever saw. It was like she was made up of halves of two different people. It was both shocking and comical at the same time. Then, she sat back down and called her boyfriend on the phone and any attractive feature she had appeared to have was gone. Apparently, he was supposed to take her car to the shop and overslept. When he got to the shop a shouting match with the mechanic ensued and he decided to bring the car back home without having the service performed. She proceeded “You stupid M-F! What are you thinking? I love that mechanic, and I’m the one that took the initiative to find him while your lazy ass laid around playing video games. You stupid Son of *****. When I give you a job to do, you just do it! Do you understand a**hole? Now I have to take the time to call him and apologize for your f’ing stupidity and get rescheduled, if he’ll even f’ing…. Blah blah blah. Assume that I left out about twenty additional F words and derivatives of the f word… What a chick. I lost all regard for her breasts that day. 😂… There was a teacher I once worked with whom everyone referred to as “bookshelf.” It was explained to me that from the back and the side it looked like she had a bookshelf under her skirt. I hate to admit, it was a spot on observation. |
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Post by inger on Feb 9, 2022 18:10:51 GMT -5
Once I mentioned Santana to a twenty-something at work. I even sand the first line of Black Magic Woman to demonstrate who I meant. She said, “Oh. Is that the old guy that played guitar with Rob Thomas?” Devastating moment right there. My spirit left my body and flew up to sit on a street light for a few moments to ponder it all… When it came back down, I realized that Carlos wasn’t old. She was just too young to know. Quick story about that gal. Sitting behind her desk, she was a very desirable young women with a pretty face, nice voice, and a very full bust that she liked to put on display, showing cleavage. One day I was in the office and she stood up to use the copier. She had the BIGGEST ass I think I ever saw. It was like she was made up of halves of two different people. It was both shocking and comical at the same time. Then, she sat back down and called her boyfriend on the phone and any attractive feature she had appeared to have was gone. Apparently, he was supposed to take her car to the shop and overslept. When he got to the shop a shouting match with the mechanic ensued and he decided to bring the car back home without having the service performed. She proceeded “You stupid M-F! What are you thinking? I love that mechanic, and I’m the one that took the initiative to find him while your lazy ass laid around playing video games. You stupid Son of *****. When I give you a job to do, you just do it! Do you understand a**hole? Now I have to take the time to call him and apologize for your f’ing stupidity and get rescheduled, if he’ll even f’ing…. Blah blah blah. Assume that I left out about twenty additional F words and derivatives of the f word… What a chick. I lost all regard for her breasts that day. 😂… There was a teacher I once worked with whom everyone referred to as “bookshelf.” It was explained to me that from the back and the side it looked like she had a bookshelf under her skirt. I hate to admit, it was a spot on observation. This girl also qualified. We had a black girl one time that had that syndrome so bad that her crack stuck up out of the back of her jeans. When she sat down it was too noticeable. We had a filthy-minded truck driver that worked there that used to sidle up to her desk to take a peek. Comments were made that I would never even care to repeat. He was a pig 🐽… |
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Post by rizzuto on Feb 9, 2022 18:14:08 GMT -5
There was a teacher I once worked with whom everyone referred to as “bookshelf.” It was explained to me that from the back and the side it looked like she had a bookshelf under her skirt. I hate to admit, it was a spot on observation. This girl also qualified. We had a black girl one time that had that syndrome so bad that her crack stuck up out of the back of her jeans. When she sat down it was too noticeable. We had a filthy-minded truck driver that worked there that used to sidle up to her desk to take a peek. Comments were made that I would never even care to repeat. He was a pig 🐽… In those situations, I usually have a strange, latent urge to try to toss a peanut 🥜, like a game at a county fair. |
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Post by inger on Feb 9, 2022 18:22:24 GMT -5
This girl also qualified. We had a black girl one time that had that syndrome so bad that her crack stuck up out of the back of her jeans. When she sat down it was too noticeable. We had a filthy-minded truck driver that worked there that used to sidle up to her desk to take a peek. Comments were made that I would never even care to repeat. He was a pig 🐽… In those situations, I usually have a strange, latent urge to try to toss a peanut 🥜, like a game at a county fair. Lol… beer pong comes to mind. Poor Shea. That was her name. Once in a rainy day. I over heard her tell the other girl in the office that on rainy days all she wanted to do was lay and F-***. She was kind of a pig, too. 🐽… |
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Post by rizzuto on Feb 9, 2022 19:55:57 GMT -5
In those situations, I usually have a strange, latent urge to try to toss a peanut 🥜, like a game at a county fair. Lol… beer pong comes to mind. Poor Shea. That was her name. Once in a rainy day. I over heard her tell the other girl in the office that on rainy days all she wanted to do was lay and F-***. She was kind of a pig, too. 🐽… You've rubbed elbows with the best.  |
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Post by kaybli on Feb 9, 2022 20:09:14 GMT -5
Lol… beer pong comes to mind. Poor Shea. That was her name. Once in a rainy day. I over heard her tell the other girl in the office that on rainy days all she wanted to do was lay and F-***. She was kind of a pig, too. 🐽… You've rubbed elbows with the best.   |
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Post by rizzuto on Feb 9, 2022 20:18:33 GMT -5
That guy stole my moves! I miss the 1970s:  |
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Post by kaybli on Feb 9, 2022 20:20:13 GMT -5
That guy stole my moves! I miss the 1970s: Looks like he's having a medical emergency. |
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Post by domeplease on Feb 9, 2022 20:28:42 GMT -5
That guy stole my moves! I miss the 1970s:  Looks like he's having a medical emergency. Looks like Do Me when Tequila fed him too much of Mushroom Popcorn. |
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Post by inger on Feb 9, 2022 20:36:15 GMT -5
Lol… beer pong comes to mind. Poor Shea. That was her name. Once in a rainy day. I over heard her tell the other girl in the office that on rainy days all she wanted to do was lay and F-***. She was kind of a pig, too. 🐽… You've rubbed elbows with the best. Some room to talk. You had a string tied to that peanut so you could get it back… 😂 |
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Post by rizzuto on Feb 9, 2022 20:50:10 GMT -5
You've rubbed elbows with the best. Some room to talk. You had a string tied to that peanut so you could get it back… 😂 I've done many strange things in my life and have found myself in odd circumstances, but never have I had an occasion to tie a string to a peanut. Once a peanut is tossed or thrown, its fate lies with the universe. |
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Post by inger on Feb 9, 2022 22:10:23 GMT -5
Some room to talk. You had a string tied to that peanut so you could get it back… 😂 I've done many strange things in my life and have found myself in odd circumstances, but never have I had an occasion to tie a string to a peanut. Once a peanut is tossed or thrown, its fate lies with the universe. Well, if it went in there it was definitely a scary place… |
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Looks like he's having a medical emergency.