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Post by kaybli on Feb 5, 2020 17:56:00 GMT -5
This is odd. Usually the injuries don't start piling up until some a-hole starts the dreaded injury thread. Did I miss it somewhere? Hey watch who you call an a-hole there bud! 
This just proves injuries have nothing to do with the Injury Thread. I have been absolved of all responsibility.
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Post by greatfatness on Feb 5, 2020 18:21:48 GMT -5
Ugh, it's starting already!  I have no idea what that means. Nurse! |
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Post by greatfatness on Feb 5, 2020 18:23:11 GMT -5
And so it begins. I think we need to consult with insurance agencies and medical statistical experts to develop models of players likely to be hurt. And stay away from them. Well we have a perfect method to do that already. 1) Ask, is this player likely to play on the Yankees 2) Everyone who answered yes to on 1 above is likely to get hurt  Autumn 2018 Dear Insurance Advisor, Please advise us as to whether or not you believe that James Paxton will develop a cyst in 2020. Thank You, Cashman I think if we would just stop putting pitchers on the roster we would avoid a lot of injuries. |
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Post by noetsi on Feb 5, 2020 18:41:36 GMT -5
Autumn 2018 Dear Insurance Advisor, Please advise us as to whether or not you believe that James Paxton will develop a cyst in 2020. Thank You, Cashman I think if we would just stop putting pitchers on the roster we would avoid a lot of injuries. and stop swinging at the bat or throwing the ball in from center field or sliding into the base or...
we get hurt in strange ways. Other teams don't seem to get hurt nearly as much in these ways.
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Post by inger on Feb 5, 2020 19:55:37 GMT -5
This is odd. Usually the injuries don't start piling up until some a-hole starts the dreaded injury thread. Did I miss it somewhere? Hey watch who you call an a-hole there bud!
This just proves injuries have nothing to do with the Injury Thread. I have been absolved of all responsibility.
It is no longer called an a-hole because too many people became insulted at the term. Kaybli, had you made such a thread you would have been a cloaca... |
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Post by chiyankee on Feb 5, 2020 20:07:52 GMT -5
Don't worry guys, I'm sure we'll need the injury thread once spring training starts.  |
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Post by sierchio on Feb 5, 2020 20:21:46 GMT -5
Dear Lord Inger... Please bless these 2020 Yankees with good health and to escape spring injury free
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Post by rizzuto on Feb 5, 2020 20:33:12 GMT -5
Hey watch who you call an a-hole there bud!
This just proves injuries have nothing to do with the Injury Thread. I have been absolved of all responsibility.
It is no longer called an a-hole because too many people became insulted at the term. Kaybli, had you made such a thread you would have been a cloaca... Oh, Cloacaina Goddess of this place Look upon thy supplicants With a smiling face Soft, yet cohesive Let thine offerings flow Neither rashly swift Nor insolently slow |
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Post by kaybli on Feb 5, 2020 20:37:44 GMT -5
It is no longer called an a-hole because too many people became insulted at the term. Kaybli, had you made such a thread you would have been a cloaca... Oh, Cloacaina Goddess of this place Look upon thy supplicants With a smiling face Soft, yet cohesive Let thine offerings flow Neither rashly swift Nor insolently slow I had to look that up. You and inger kill me. |
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Post by kaybli on Feb 5, 2020 20:41:41 GMT -5
Dear Lord Inger... Please bless these 2020 Yankees with good health and to escape spring injury free Amen.
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Post by kaybli on Feb 5, 2020 20:47:48 GMT -5
All during the offseason, New York Yankees general manager Brian Cashman worried about James Paxton's back pain and kept suggesting: “Let's just get the surgery out of the way. We're losing time.”
Paxton was examined by three doctors, who said the issue could resolve itself.
“They all came to the same conclusion: No, no, no,” Cashman recalled.
But Paxton did not get better and finally had the operation Wednesday. He is expected to be sidelined until May or June.
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Post by inger on Feb 5, 2020 20:57:41 GMT -5
Oh, Cloacaina Goddess of this place Look upon thy supplicants With a smiling face Soft, yet cohesive Let thine offerings flow Neither rashly swift Nor insolently slow I had to look that up. You and inger kill me. I do love sending people to the depths of Google... |
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Post by rizzuto on Feb 5, 2020 20:57:46 GMT -5
Oh, Cloacaina Goddess of this place Look upon thy supplicants With a smiling face Soft, yet cohesive Let thine offerings flow Neither rashly swift Nor insolently slow I had to look that up. You and inger kill me. Supposedly from Lord Byron. I enjoy coarse verse, especially by the masters! |
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Post by inger on Feb 5, 2020 21:03:29 GMT -5
Dear Lord Inger... Please bless these 2020 Yankees with good health and to escape spring injury free Damn, the responsibilities around here are getting difficult to shoulder. I haven’t discovered the true “Lord” as of yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s not me...I also haven’t been able to find true evidence that open prayer works, though I will say I’ve seen some evidence that perhaps it doesn’t. Maybe if there is a Lord, he simply must sleep or take a day off here and there and at that time he has to assign all duties to his Lt. Lord who is simply not as good at being a Lord. Just a thought... or two... |
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Post by inger on Feb 5, 2020 21:06:02 GMT -5
I had to look that up. You and inger kill me. Supposedly from Lord Byron. I enjoy coarse verse, especially by the masters! Me too: She don’t lie She don’t lie She don’t lie Cloacaine... |
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